Pee holds Key to Marquez Victoree and Historee?

In the highly unexpected revelation that lightweight champion Juan Manuel Marquez savors and drinks his own vitamin-filled pee during his training regimen on HBO's 24/7 series, I must write an ode and poem to this unusual practice. We are after all are humans, we practice observational humor from time to time. (Please Dave Chappelle, please do a skit on this.) Apparently Juan Manuel Marquez drank his own urine during his training regimen the past five or six fights. Will the undefeated Floyd Mayweather, Jr. succumb and fall?

"A Yellow Ode"

Ahh, thy yellow ode

Carrying that urgent need

In the morning wee

The pee - it holds . . .

The key to victory.

The bright wee

Brings simple glee

Glimmers in shine

Down like wine

Holds the key to boxing history.

And when it is made,

As a cause for pugilistic aid,

Next time, 'tis best to mix with lemonade!

And no it's not weird,

But thy substitute for Corona beer!

In thirsty swig, it's downed . . .

In chasing pee-4-pee crown!

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Sorry Juan Manuel, but this has just been a public relations disasteerrrrrrr!!! In the first order. Any efforts to overcome the great Marco Antonio Barrera and Erik Morales just got don' in. And probably no Wheaties or McDonald's commercials or sponsorships are going that way.

Unless, unless, this starts a chain reaction of sports athletes confessing their previously secret dietary habits. Like Mike Tyson ate raw monkey brains right before a fight. Or that Tiger Woods applies sea urchin sauce to his hands prior to a golf tournament. Or that Kobe Bryant smells cow dung to alleviate nervousness right before a championship game. Not gonna happen.

Source: http://www.examiner.com/x-4514-Houston-Boxing-Examiner~y2009m9d6-Pee-holds-Key-to-Marquez-Victoree-and-Historee